It involves duct tape, cotton balls, a room with a door...
...and Wonder Boy.
The plan is a work in progress and I need to iron the kinks out. Plan A would involve duct taping the boy to a wall in the room with a door and then placing cotton balls in my ears. Plan B would involve duct taping cotton balls to the walls of the room with a door (think "padded cell") and locking myself in. I haven't come up with a Plan C yet.
I'm also implementing Plan Pizza tonight.