Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Nursing = Permission to Wreak Havoc

If you stop and nurse your baby for more than 30 seconds, you are giving permission to any other siblings baby may have that it is Open Season.

Good gravy. I sat down for just two minutes to nurse Miss M and get her ready for her afternoon nap. No biggie. We've done this every day now for, what, 10 months? Wonder Boy took note and proceeded to drain his juice...

... under the kitchen table, onto the floor, by shaking his cup violently.

Apparently he though his skin needed moisture, too. So he sat in the juice puddle and swished his tooshie and legs in it. Meanwhile, the older kids are yelling, "Mom!" As if I had nothing else going on. I must be doing a very bad job of teaching Household Management to these people because no one recognized that this was a prime application of their "Many Uses of the Kitchen Towels" lecture from this morning.


The Fasser Family said...

I have to thank you for the best laugh I've had in a while! Been there, done that, but sure have never put it into words so eloquently! I am now a devoted reader...From one harried Catholic mom to another! Take care & God bless! Kim / MommaF8

Farm Wife said...

oh yeah...i feel your pain. the worst part is when i'm nursing the baby, the others are trying to dismantle their rooms & husband looks at me & says, "aren't you going to do something?"