"God built me."
-Wonder Boy, while sitting on the potty
"I don't want to scream at the top of my lungs."
-The Boy Who Must Make Noise At All Times, while singing... at the top of his lungs, in the car
"Do you want Ironman?"
-The Firstborn, while flying The Youngest around in circles in the living room a la Ironman style
"Where's my caffeine?"
-Mominator, while stumbling through the kitchen, rummaging through the empty tea cupboard